Why Did We Have To Share Our Barracks with the 82nd?
Good Morning Starshine
You Know, It's One Of Those Things Where You Have to Wait Until The Moment's Just Right...You Gotta Get The Right Mood, You Know...You Don't Want to Blow Your Webly On The First One Ya See
Here, There, Everywhere: The Eyes of The Legion
On The Road of "Le Boche"
I Thought I Saw A German, But It Turned Out to Be a Dead Squirrel
Three Legionnaires: The First Line Of Defense Between Hitler and Paso Robles
You See, I Told You I Brought my Men At Work Albums
Time to Assume the Position
Legionnaire Etienne du Winthrope-Popier, Although Noted For Still Lifes and Nudes, He Is Also Very Accomplished in Landscapes
A Collection For The Family Was Later Started, But After Three Weeks, It Was Decided That Two Half Empty Newcastles And $1.59 Wasn't Really Worth The Effort
Without The Legion, The Allied Commanders Would Be Lost..Plain and Simple
If They Could Only See Me Now
Mighty Zeus, Our Unit Patron, Has Once Again Shown His Approval of the Legion
Yeah, But Did You Hear The One About The Three Priests, The Polack, and The Light Bulb?
Legionnaires Don't Die, They Just Take Off Their Hats
We Thought We'd Just Catch Some Rays After Finishing Our Cheese And Wine, Ya Know, We Just Kill When We're Told To, We Don't Plan Anything or Nothin'
Okay, Now The Rabbit Goes Through The Loop And Hooks Onto The....Wait, How Does This Work Again?
If You Come A Little Closer I'll Let You Put Your Hand In My Bag And See What You Can Find
Jeeps Are Bitchin', That's Right
Somewhere Lies Our Enemy, Fortunately Far Away
While Our Backs Were Turned, The Americans Made Their Getaway, Once Again Leaving The Legion To Fend For Itself
Ya Know, It Was Like That...We Were Just Sitting Back, Laughing and Joking, Everybody Happy......
......Then "BAM!" I Killed 'em, and Everybody Was Like, "What Happened?"
